Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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