We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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