I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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