Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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