I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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