my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
handjob tips. give me some.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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