Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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