That's when you crack a 10am beer
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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