I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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