weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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