You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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