I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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