the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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