I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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