FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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