So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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