How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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