Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Randomize
