dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Randomize
