it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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