im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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