the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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