Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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