yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Farmville is her only friend.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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