I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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