So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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