So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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