Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
