What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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