Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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