I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Found your dick twin last night
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I have post one night stand depression
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