My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
