(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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