Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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