I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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