Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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