Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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