VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm always down for nudity.
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