i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you would pick up someone in the library
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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