I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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