Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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