I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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