Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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