You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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