Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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