he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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