i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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