I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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