we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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