i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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