So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
