New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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