Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I wish you could order shots online.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It's shark week go big or go home
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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